Abodebound

Time to check back in with our favourite loser.

After a short temper tantrum, resulting in a few more holes in your respiteblock walls. But now? You're ready to go again.

Maybe Malmok was the wrong choice. Too weak, too dweeb-ish, that sort of guy. He just wasn't right for you. You have plenty more friends to pursue! Such as...

...Regulo!
You've liked him for a bit! You just love how she's all... yeah! He's just great. And that's all there is to say on that matter.

Well, there's no time like the present!

-- tacentArmlet [TA] began trolling grandAcolyte [GA] --
TA: RE6ULO.
GA: What do you want? I'm bussy.
TA: I HAVE A QUESTION I MUST ASK YOU.
TA: IT'S OF UTMOST IMPORTANCE.
GA: Make it quick.
GA: Really quick, actually.
GA: You're cutting into my possting time.
TA: I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE A DATE WITH YOU.
TA: PICK A QUADRANT, ANY QUADRANT, AND IT'S YOURS.
TA: THOUGH REDROM WOULD BE PREFERABLE, I'M NOT EXACTLY PICKY RI6HT NOW.
GA: Ugh, no.
GA: Ignoring the rediculoussnessss of all thiss,
GA: And the dessperation for that matter,
GA: Why the frick would I *want* to date you?
GA: Let alone give up my *happy matesspritesship* with the *literal fricking heiressss* for... *you*.
TA: A6AIN, I CAN SETTLE FOR ANY OTHER QUADRANT.
TA: MOIRALLEI6ANCE, THEN?
GA: I ssaid no already. Frick off.
TA: WAIT!
-- grandAcolyte [GA] blocked tacentArmlet [TA] --

You have had it up to here with all this rejection business. Straight up sick of it. Why can't someone just say yes?

And you know what? You didn't even like him that much to begin with!
There. You said it.